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Beware the Catholic Prophecy Industrial Complex

Despise not prophecies. But prove all things; hold fast that which is good. –1 Thessalonians 5:20-21 Some of our Catholic pals believe only the first sentence of this important reference from 1...

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Part 2: Catholic Prophecy Industrial Complex

“When prophecy shall fail, the people shall be scattered abroad: but he that keepeth the law is blessed.” –Proverbs 29:18 You can never go wrong, meditating upon and following God’s law, even amid a...

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Bishop Strickland: Don’t Recognize, Just Resist!

On How Antipopes Can’t Depose Bishops And as often as they were penitent for having revolted from the worship of their God, the God of heaven gave them power to resist. (Judith 5:19) So, here’s where...

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Why Don’t Trad Catholics Fight Back

An alternative headline might be WHEN do traditional Catholics fight? Common responses range from “never, head over into the corner and cry,” all the way to “why haven’t you strapped bombs to your...

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Central Economic Planning Leads to Abortion (Quasi Re-Blog)

NOTE: This an adaptation (or re-writing) of an earlier post from March 2021 Communism = “the deadly plague that is creeping into the very fibers of human society and leading it on to the verge of...

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Our Lady’s Triumph – Something Wonderful in Store for Us

“My Immaculate Heart will Triumph.” Greetings to all during this glorious Christmas octave, a festive time in which we should recall the many reasons to be grateful for all the gifts from God’s...

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Mary’s Triumph – Will it Resemble the Exodus from Egypt?

“The cloud covered the tabernacle of the testimony, and the glory of the Lord filled it. Neither could Moses go into the tabernacle of the covenant, the cloud covering all things and the majesty of...

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Fr. Jim Magee – Greenville Parish’s Dictatorial Emperor

“We’ve had enough exhortations to be silent. Cry out with a thousand tongues – I see the world is rotten because of silence.”-St. Catherine of Siena The Catholics Aren’t Zombies blog abhors every...

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How 1970s Lesbian Religious Sisters Made Greenville, NC a Sodomy Haven

“All the evils of the world are due to lukewarm Catholics.”-Pope St. Pius V Greenville, North Carolina isn’t the most significant location in the U.S., but it’s a disproportionately sodomite...

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Picturing a Mass Terror Attack & Three Days of Darkness

“For that which is at present momentary and light of our tribulation, worketh for us above measure exceedingly an eternal weight of glory.”–2 Corinthians: 4:17 The following is a hypothetical scenario...

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Letter to Bishop Zarama: Implementing Fiducia Supplicans?

Your Excellency, Bishop Zarama, I was wondering if you could provide an update to your investigation on implementing the Vatican’s declaration, Fiducia Supplicans. After its issuance, your office...

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Diocesan Priests Aren’t Zombies: Why Are So Few Canonized?

The secular clergy will fall far short of what is expected of them because they will not pursue their sacred duty. Losing the divine compass, they will stray from the way of priestly ministry mapped...

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The Easiest Time to Despise the World

Jesus answered: My kingdom is not of this world. If my kingdom were of this world, my servants would certainly strive that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now my kingdom is not from hence....

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Malachi Martin’s Windswept House: Deep Dive & Analysis

“Not to believe in evil is not to be armed against it.” ― Malachi Martin The famous priest, Malachi Martin (1921 – 1999) may have been the last apostle of the pre-Internet age. Here we have a man,...

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Will Taylor Swift’s ‘Eras Tour’ Include Cats?

I don’t use this blog for brief commentaries anymore, but this topic doesn’t merit an entire article. This is a minor moral lesson, designed for a quick jest. So, my sources tell me there’s something...

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Discerning Catholic Apparitions: Part 3

“But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there shall be among you lying teachers, who shall bring in sects of perdition, and deny the Lord who bought them: bringing upon...

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Antipope Bergoglio: A Simple Root Cause Analysis

I wish to save Peter Kwasniewski the trouble of chopping down that hollowed-out oak tree, using a useless, blunted ax. Peter doesn’t understand the treacherousness of the “Francis pontificate” because...

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Consecrate Russia to Stupid Conservatism?

“Oh, dear, it’s so nice to see Russia become ostensibly conservative as Western Civilization injects itself with 666 ml of Satan.”-Random Conservative American in 2024 If this pseudo consolation has...

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Cowardice Cannot be the Sole Strategy in Spiritual Conflict

“Treat not with a man without religion concerning holiness, nor with an unjust man concerning justice, nor with a woman touching her of whom she is jealous, nor with a coward concerning war . ....

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The Book of Gomorrah: Part II

Some pollute themselves, others are soiled by fondling each other’s male parts, others fornicate between the thighs or in the rear, and these ascend by grades, such that each one is worse than the...

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